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All FF7 Rebirth romances ranked from sour to sweet

All the Gold Saucer dates in totally (not) objective order

It’s tough doing a FF7 Rebirth romances ranked piece. Where the original game’s Gold Saucer dates varied wildly in quality, thanks in no small part to the wonky English localization, Rebirth raises the quality bar in almost every scenario, even with the date that’s supposed to be a joke. The result is a set of touching, heartfelt scenes that dig even deeper into each character’s backgrounds and their relationships with Cloud. It’s good stuff. all around

But we ranked them anyway, of course.