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Adult site Pornhub has released its year-in-review, looking at search trends from around the world. Among those trends are video game searches. 

Searches for Fortnite, Overwatch, and Genshin Impact dominate the charts, with Minecraft, Pokemon, and Cyberpunk sitting underneath. 

Sure, Minecraft is weird, but it shows up every year and I'm frankly desensitized to it at this point. 

Perhaps more bizarre is Cuphead, a game where you play as a cartoon cup. Who's getting off on cups? Look at the photo of them above. Who is doing this? WHO IS DOING THIS? 

Sorry, but Hell exists and we already live in it. This has convinced me of that much. 

Anyway, Cuphead is now more popular than Mass Effect, a game with actual sex scenes and (some) humans in it. 

While I pop to the bathroom to bleach my eyes, here's the complete list, from most popular to least: 

Cuphead doesn't show up in the most popular characters list, which is packed full of Overwatch, Fortnite, and Genshin Impact characters, with Overwatch's Dva being by far the most popular search. 

Other characters that poke their head in include Resident Evil 8's Lady Dimitrescu, Minecraft Jenny Mod (?), Final Fantasy 7's Tifa, and Resident Evil's Ada Wong. 

You can see the full report on Pornhub's site (the page we're linking to here is safe for work, but not for your soul).